15 reasons that make Lucknow the worst place ever!

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Lucknow is a village and you just can’t think of comparing this city with any of the developed cities in India. It is full of hooligans and all they know is spread hatred. It certainly lacks good food and the sartorial taste of Lucknowites is oh so average. This city is extremely judgmental and the women here, they don’t even step out of their homes.

We tell you 15 reasons why Lucknow is the worst place ever:

1. Lucknowites are always in stress. 

In a survey it has been found that Lucknow is India’s second happiest city.

2. Talk of history, this city has none.

Rumi Darwaza, built under the patronage of Nawab Asaf-Ud-daula in 1784.

3. There is absolutely no architectural marvel. 

Chhota Imambara, built by Muhammad Ali Shah, the Nawab of Awadh in 1838.

4.  Public transport is simply pathetic.

Lucknow Metro: a rapid transit system serving the city of Lucknow.

5. You can’t find a good place to hangout.

Gomti River Front

6. The food here is so average.

Lucknow’s famous Basket Chat

7. The river fronts are so dirty. Who would ever visit them?

Gomti River Front   –    Pic Courtesy: wandererpank

8. Lucknowites don’t believe in gender equality.

LGBT Pride Parade in Lucknow

9. The city has zero tolerance. There are always communal riots going on in Lucknow.

Muslims organizing Bada Mangal Bhandara in Lucknow

10. Lucknow looks dreadful at night.

Charbagh Railway Station Night View

11. Everything is just too old here.

TCS Lucknow

12. People don’t love art and culture.

Artists performing Dastangoi at Sanatkada Festival Lucknow

13. Cafes? Lucknow is not Delhi to have cafés!

Vintage Machine Cafe in Lucknow

14. There is no awareness of sports and games.

Vandana Gupta from Lucknow was placed fourth in the Women’s 63 kg weight at the 2014 Commonwealth Games at Glasgow.

15. There is no greenery here.

Lohia Park in Lucknow

Hey Lucknowites! Don’t take us wrong. We love Lucknow as much as you do. It’s not just a city but an emotion for us. At times we may not find it perfect, but then nothing can be perfect. Isn’t it?

Keep Loving Lucknow & Keep Following Lucknow Bytes.

  1. Shivanshu sharma says

    That’s so satirical. I was fuming while reading your initial lines but soon got the cue that it’s a satire which is showcased to disappoint those who consider our city a shithole.

    1. Shivanshu sharma says

      It’s really a good article.Its always pleasing to see people with so much affection for our city. All the best for your future.

    2. Richa Sharma says

      We are glad you liked it.

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